If you don’t watch Fox News, you don’t know the truth!

A: Hair on FIRE headline!! Hillary Clinton is a criminal and must be stopped!

Q: A criminal, really in fact, or is that just a glorified political accusation?

A: READ THE FOX NEWS HEADLINE! She confessed to her CRIMES — before CONGRESS! She said she did it! She said she deleted 30,000 emails!

Q: I heard her say that too. If what she did was illegal, sounds like a slam dunk. You’ve GOT HER!

A: No – it’s not a slam dunk. She has too much power!

Q: How’s that?

A: She has everyone in government in line, afraid to act against her since she could become the most powerful woman since Oprah if she gains the powers of President of the United States. I care for my country so much. I hate to see this happen. She must be stopped.

Q: I thought you people were brave. Any threat to national security, you’re there, acting even if the threat has not been fully been proven. You act preemptively! You wait for nothing. Especially proof. You act before doubts can gain traction. You are the country savers!

A: You forget Obama is in office! We have the enemy running the country! You can’t save the country with the enemy in office. We need a favorable government. We can act once Obama terms out and Hillary loses the election. But she might win and there will never be justice and our country will be even more vulnerable to falling to our enemies, like socialists, moochers, anchor babies, illegal aliens and terrorists.

Q: Don’t you have the entire Congress? I’m finding it hard to believe this is anything but BS, since it’s all out in the open as you say. Your enemy has faltered and yet they appear to be fine. Normally, something so obvious would change everything – like when Nixon was found out to have masterminded the Watergate break-in. Yet somehow, Hillary, a mere Presidential candidate, has you hiding in fear despite her being this imminent threat.

A: We have to be careful. She is a criminal, a sociopath. I know. I’ve had women bosses. They will stab you in the back. These aren’t the old days when if you saw a spade you could call it a spade. Hillary is evil. She will go to jail. You will see this happen. You doubt what I know about people and the things I see. I am certain as religion.

Q: So to save the country, all liberals need to lose their elections. They are unwittingly the enemies of freedom.

A: Bingo! Your belief system is influenced by common criminals, socialists, Iranians and other terrorists, and of course illegal aliens.

Q: Are you sure what you watch is real news?

A: Excuse me, FOX News is the number one news source in America.

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