THIS JUST IN!
An undercover agent successfully got through an airport TSA checkpoint with a fake bomb. How did he do it?
Well, for one thing, it was fake. Fake bombs are not bombs.
Recovery continues unabated! Manufacturing added 14,000 jobs. Housing construction 48,000.
Weren’t layoff numbers much larger? Just sayin’
Okay, the NRA was called before Congress to face accusations of pushing guns.
Wait, the NRA doesn’t even make guns.