Don’t EVER meet somebody at a McDonald’s if you think you’re going to start a serious relationahip with them. You ever break up with them, you will be reminded of them everywhere in the world when you see the Golden Arches.

But if you ever meet anybody you fall head over heels with and then nastily break up, be very glad the place you’ve associated with your broken heart is a McDonald’s. Because every time you want a scrumptious, tasty, beefy, cheesy, saucy, bunny, sesame-seedy Big Mac, you’ll be traumatized by the memory of that person and be unable to go get one, lose weight, and look great.

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